Drive Faces Dumbest Suit Ever, and 5 Other Tales You'll Be Talking About Today

Happy Monday! Also in today’s edition in the Broadsheet: A Pixar alum can get the closest of close reads… Tortured Oscar logic… Perfectly absurd new reality stars… The $24 million Korean humanist marathoner World war ii film you've (or haven’t) been waiting for… plus much more. · Apparently some idiot lady outdoors Detroit is actually suing distributor FilmDistrict for misleading her into watching Drive. Apparently Sarah Deming of Keego Harbor, Mich., saw a clip and expected something “very such as the Fast and Furious, or similar, quantity of movies.” Rather, she alleges, she got mood-driven splatter in addition to “extreme gratuitous defamatory dehumanizing racism directed against people in the Jewish belief.” What? However for your last part I’d have just lined all this around another stroke of genius by FilmDistrict boss and marketing wizard Bob Berney. Anyway, take the time revisit bed mattress your entire day isn’t getting far better. [WDIV via MCN] · It’s presently behind the paywall, however’s NYer profile of Oscar-winning Pixar director Andrew Stanton’s transition to reside in-action for John Carter is forever interesting reading through through. [The NYer] · “Will Marilyn Monroe Finally Win An Oscar Jerk If Michelle Williams Does?” Huh? Anyway, just throwing it available. [Deadline] · Speaking about redoutable, immutable logic, let headhunter Stephen Viscusi reduces the philosophy guiding his new A&E reality series The Job Whisperer: “If they that you just saw on tv will get employment, log off your ass and acquire employment, too.” Sigh. [NY Publish] · I’m unsure the earth is extremely ready for just about any “humanist” movie about Korean and Japanese marathoners going for a detour into World war ii to fight for Japan as well as the Ussr and lastly, as crooks of war, Germany. However, the director promises “visual effects that haven’t been seen before in the war movie,” so hey. Can’t wait? [THR] · “Can I buy cancer from dental sex?” Males particularly might want to brace themselves before searching only at that helpful, terrifying infograph. [The Daily Animal]